Suddenly, the hunter became the hunted.
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So I’m rewatching Black butler and I forgot how silly season 1 is:
-Ciel woofs (twice!)
-Elizabeth making everyone in the mansion wear “cute” outfits
-Ciel dresses up as a girl AND dances with Sebastian (in public!)
-The Viscount Druitt always seeking attention
-Ciel adopts a demon hound just to annoy Sebastian
-Ciel and the servants spend an entire episode trying to take a photo of Sebastian, because Ciel was curious of who would appear since the camera was magic and showed a diseased loved one of the person photographed
-Sebastian ice skates with Ciel (he also did a quadruple flip, can he be more extra?!)
-Sebastian does an ice sculpture of Noah’s Ark which floats when the river melts, taking Ciel and Sebastian back to land lol
-Ciel spends an entire episode trying to get rid of ghosts haunting a castle so he can turn it into a hotel
-Grell asking Ciel if he can kiss Sebastian with tongue
-Ciel can’t dance for his life lol
-Grell fights with scissors cause Will took his death scythe away
-Sebastian fucks a nun while Ciel and Grell wait outside
-Grell’s reaction to seeing Undertaker’s face for the first time “take me now” lol
-Sebastian’s angry face
-The hamlet episode: Undertaker being a princess, the seaweed, Grell’s acting lol the whole ep was great
On the not so silly side: Ciel wanting his death to be painful as possible so the pain would inflict in his soul as proof that he lived just breaks my heart ;-;
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
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Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They were manly men and macho only ever
Fanfic: but they love lipstick and lingerie
Canon: They were a one off character, a face in the crowd, no more
Fanfic: Lol nope, there’s a whole rich narrative there and you will behold it
Canon: You only ever saw the back of their head.
Fanfic: They were absolutely the main character and had an exquisite and tortured life
Canon: They beat the bad guys and got their happy ending! Yay!
Fanfic: ok but what if they did AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
canon: in a finale act of nobility, they killed themselves to save everyone.
fanfic: fuck that shit my guys are smarter than that
Real Ciel: I’ll never leave your side again, brother.
*literally a few minutes later*
Real Ciel: lol, have fun in jail
JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏
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